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Apostle Paul Missions Application (satire)

April 1, 56 A.D. The Reverend Paul, Apostle Independent Missionary Corinth, Greece Dear Reverend Paul, We recently received an application from you for service under our board. We have made an exhaustive survey of your case and, frankly, we are surprised that you have been able to pass yourself off …

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A Good Plan to Combat Worry & Confusion

“Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn’t happen, you have worried in vain. If it does happen, you have to worry twice.” Pray often. I can communicate with the Creator of the universe. Read my Bible regularly. Find the time …

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How to Get Rid of Your Pastor in 10 Easy Steps…Guaranteed

Never honor your Pastor in any way. Income – low pay helps keep him humble Time – If he is really dedicated, he will not need to take time off. Why does he need a vacation? How can he afford a vacation anyway? Criticize him frequently and forcefully. Point out …

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Job or Ministry?

Serving in the church can either be a JOB or a MINISTRY. If you quit because of criticism, it was a JOB. If you stay with it even though you remain unrecognized, it is a MINISTRY. If you are doing it just because no one else will, it’s a JOB. …

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